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This is making the rounds by email (thanks, Cookie) but it's too good not to post here too.

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Dallas ATC:  "Tower to Saudi Air  911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.  Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.  We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -- Allah is Great !!"


Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC!   DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!   WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!   INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC:  Well bless your little hearts.  Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?

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